Hillary Clinton has been basing her candidacy on the fact that she single handedly micro managed every successful foreign and domestic initiative launched under the figurehead president, Bill Clinton. She was, in effect, her husband's Dick Cheney.
However, recent investigative journalism by the New York Times has discovered that Hillary really didn't do crap. Cases in point:
- Evil Arabs attack the World Trade Center in 1993. Hillary goes to a photo shoot for Parade magazine (the Foreign Affairs of suburban magazine racks).
- The USS Cole was attacked in Yemen. Hillary goes back on the campaign trail.
- Mrs. Clinton also said "I helped bring peace to Northern Ireland," by attending a Christmas Tree lighting ceremony, the rededication of World War II memorial, a reception (free food and drinks!), and was presented with a stainless steel teapot! Oooo~!
- Clinton also said, "We used to say in the White House that if a place is too dangerous, too small or too poor, send the First Lady." Just like Hillary's foreign policy trip to Bosnia where she singlehandedly managed to bring peace to this troubled area (with the help of the Madeleine Albright of Music, Sheryl Crow, and the Henry Kissinger of Comedy, Sinbad).
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